Event 99: "G.I. Joe" Scoops Bizarre Pot

Carless "G.I. Joe" Boatwright raised it up after a few players called to his blind. One player on the button made the call, and Boatwright announced a dark check. His opponent moved all in dark, and the dealer rolled out . Boatwright called.
Boatwright:
Button:
Both players had seen great flops for their hands despite starting with mediocre holdings. A changed nothing on the turn, but the river was a
, completing Boatwright's straight.